Don Chavez

Here’s Bill Clinton giving Italian Prime Ministers a run for their money as he poses with three porn stars. In case you’re not a total perv, let me identify them for you. On the right is Brooklyn Lee and Tasha Reign. Lee recently won acclaim for her role in Mission Asspossible, which makes her like the Meryl Streep of porn.

But enough about the porn stars. Let’s talk about the awesomeness of having our president hanging out in Monte Carlo with these types of unsavory characters. I wish I could elect him all over again. Damn you, Franklin Roosevelt for ruining it for the rest of us!

Oh my God! She’s topless! And we can’t show you those photos! Oh well! We can still show you some decent snaps though of Ms. Hart sunbathing and smooching some dude in Antibes, which is an island that only exists to rich people, I think. Jessica is a 26 year-old SI swimsuit model from Australia, which pretty much makes her a professional sunbather. Sweet.

I’m a drunk, which makes me a professional sleeper. Awesome, isn’t it?

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I know that Harvard normally enjoys some pretty funny commencement speakers, but I wasn’t quite sure that Andy Samberg could make the cut until I saw the video for myself and decided, yeah, he does. He’s knocking out impressions of Nic Cage, Marky Mark, and Mark Zuckerberg, Harvard’s prodigal son. It’s not a lights-out performance, but it’s pretty damn funny, so take 20 minutes out of your day to laugh, cry, and maybe sneeze.

Maryna Linchuk shows her inner MILF – GCeleb
Is your apartment killing your game? – Made Man
Giselle looks very bendy posing for Vogue – Modamee
12 weird magnets – Uncoached
What is Tara Reid doing at Cannes? – The Nip Slip
Topless Leah Francis – Boobie Blog
Do men find dumb girls more attractive? – Just A Guy Thing
24 funny damn pictures – Caveman Circus
1000 things to do before you die. Better get cracking – Linkiest
How’s this for close calls? – Double Viking
This guy turned a water gun into a shotgun – Bro Bible
This guy got fined for giving money to a panhandler – Barstool Sports

Just one more day (ok, two, if you’re reading this Thursday morning) until one of the best weekends of the year. It’s officially the start of summer with this three-day weekend, so indulge in booze, barbecue, beach stuff if you’re lucky enough to live by a coast, and lots of water balloons.

Water balloons are a terribly underrated party instrument in the summer months. Just don’t have them at your own party or your Blu-Ray player will get wrecked.

The best part about Memorial Day? When the weekend ends, you’ve got a shortened work week. Awesome awesome awesome.