Sorry, I guess I can’t let go of Halloween. Now that we’re in a day and age where everything is put on the Internet, all of these redonkulous photos keep ending up in my inbox, and I can’t resist sharing them.

You have no idea how happy I would have been if this was Kobe Bryant. I’ve got to give this guy create though, no CGI or Hollywood tricks on this one. This was just straight up stupidity, and he wanted it recorded so he could watch it over and over again while he ices down his nuts in a hospital bed.

Here’s a question for you to ponder while you’re waiting for the end of the work day. How would you rather when they were in their prime? Cindy Crawford or Stephanie Seymour (before she was infested by Axl Rose).

Think about that and it’ll be 5 o’clock in no time.

Shocker right? Doutzen Kroes looking hot in a magazine. I’m just as floored as you are. This is groundbreaking.

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

I guess the perfume industry must be pretty big to let Pam Anderson in the door. I mean when you associate Pam Anderson with any sort of odor it’s got to be sweaty rock star or out of work plumber. When you’re the tinseltown bicycle and everyone’s had a ride it’s kinda tough to associate you with anything but this.

Whatever, I’m sure some of you will enjoy the pics after the break because you’re die hard Manderson fans.

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