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Holy shit, Marisa Miller was every where this weekend. Like I don’t understand how if you were down in Miami for the game, how you didn’t get to see her in person. These pics are from the NFL Owners party, which I imagine was filled with a bunch of rich, old, white guys. Sounds like a fun time.

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Did Kristin Cavallari get the upgrade, or is she wearing one of those magical bras? You know what I’m talking about, the bra that cost $50, but makes it look like you just dropped $8K on two plastic bags that were stuffed inside your body.

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So let me get this straight. Tom Arnold got to play in the sand with Marisa Miller and Olivia Munn? Who the hell is he blowing?

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Wow, did I gay that title up or what? It’s okay though, because the fact that it’s actually a post about Jennifer Aniston in a bikini while in Mexico totally ungays it. However, if you’re disappointed and confused because you somehow thought this was going to be a post of Brad Pitt in a bikini, my apologies.

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Here are some pics of Marisa Miller from the AXE party. At first glance, I thought some lucky guy won a date with Miller. Or that somehow he asked to take a picture with her, and she pulled him onto the red carpet.

Then I realized it was Matthew Stafford.

After the break, I’ve got more pics and a hilarious video from the event. Basically it’s 54 seconds of Stafford trying not to get wood on the red carpet. The dude is blushing, and Miller is completely fucking with the poor guy.

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