I was going to post these pictures of Marisa Miller yesterday, but it would have cut into my drinking time so I waited until today. Let me just say that there was no way in hell that I wasn’t going to post these pics. I’m not even going to give you the play by play of how awesome her body is. This is one of those times that I’ll just let the pictures do the talking.

Here’s an in depth study of women’s beach volleyball signs. [ehowa]

Bai Ling attended a benefit to help raise money for kids with cancer…and she still couldn’t keep her fucking nipple in her shirt for just one night. Listen, if you want to be an attention whore at any of the MTV award shows, go right ahead. Knock yourself out. But I think showing some titty at a children’s cancer fundraiser is just crossing the line.

I don’t know, maybe this sort of shit flies in China, and it’s just what Bai Ling was accustomed to before she came over here and started tossing movie executive salad to get movie parts.

Usually a dress like this is pretty boring, but I don’t think that’s the case with Sofia Vergara. This broad just fills out a dress in all the right places.

It’ll be December by the time I finish posting all these pics, but you’ll just have to deal with it. Alessandra Ambrosio coming up after the break…

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