I love how they say this wasn’t Danica’s fault. Everyone knows that on the street and the track, the pedestrian has the right of way. Maybe if Danica wasn’t busy putting her make up on and talking on her cell phone, she would have seen the guy standing in the middle of the pit area. Just a thought.
ESPN wants you to love (or at least be interested in) NHL hockey again. What better way to spark your interest than hiring Hockey Night in Canada host Don Cherry and his pink suit to compliment Barry Melrose’s mullet.
The only thing I learned from this segment is that Cherry has some funny taste in clothing, Detroit is a Redneck town, and everyone wants rock’em sock’em hockey. I give it one week before Cherry challenges Melrose to an “I quit” steel cage wrestling match.
This Sunday is Mother’s Day, and I’d be an ass not to remind you to pick up a card and some flowers for the women who brought into this world. Don’t forget, she screamed, yelled, bit and kicked for three straight hours and then nine months later you were born.
In honor of Mother’s Day, I’ve compiled a list of the top 10 celebrity MILFs. Drum roll please…
10.5) Jessica Alba - So technically she’s not a MILF yet, but as soon as that bun is out of the oven she rockets to the top of this list.
10) Rachel Hunter - She posed for Playboy well after her prime, and she still looked hot.
9) Demi Moore - Not only is she a MILF, but a Cougar as well. I don’t think anyone would complain if she did a sequel to Striptease.
8 ) Salma Hayek - You probably thought I’d put her at number one with the whole Hispanic thing. Guess again amigo.
7) Bridget Moynihan - Bridget made this list not based on looks, but based on my Tom Brady man crush. Out of fairness to everyone outside of New England, I kept her out of the top five.
6) Angelina Jolie - I’ve never bought into the Angelina craze, but she’s still too hot to leave off of this list.
5) Denise Richards - Rumors that you were once a call girl? Making out with Neve Campbell? You’ve got top 5 written all over you! Bonus points for being brave enough to sleep with Charlie Sheen after 1995.
4) Christina Aguilera - We’re not far enough out from her giving birth to determine if Christina will go back to her “Dirty” look or if she’ll turn into a fat, clown faced whale. My money is on her going back to her petite trampy ways.
3) Elin Nordgreen - Tiger is one lucky man.
2) Halle Berry - If you can get that painful memory of Billy Bob Thorton and his saggy old man balls out of your mind and think Swordfish instead, you’ve got Halle at number two.
1) Kate Hudson - Look at that ass? Does that look like the ass of a mother? Hell no.
I’ll tell you straight up that I’m not a fan of John Mayer’s music at all. I don’t care what kind of aphrodisiac curse “Your Body is a Wonderland” puts on a chick, I just don’t dig his tunes.
Sidenote: One of my buddies once scored with a chick after she requested he put on some music. The song? Rock You Like a Hurricane by the Scorpions!
While I might not like Mayer’s music, I will say that he is one funny bastard. I’m sure you’ve seen his cameo on Chapelle’s Show, but this clip blows that one away.
Warning NSFW language (F bombs). Thanks to Moxie for the tip.
Normally I tell girls to leave the stripper pole to the professionals, but if I did that I wouldn’t have this video to laugh my ass off to.
This week’s hot or not is Crystal Ferrar, also known as Playboy Crystal because she posed for Playboy. Don’t worry there are plenty more pics of her on the Internet besides the ones I’ve posted below. Some of those pics might even show those all natural guns in all their glory?
FYI…I’ve added a new page to make it easy to find all of the Hot or Not candidates. Click here for the Hot or Not archives.
Former Patriots employee Matt Walsh certified in writing that he will turn over eight stolen videotapes to the NFL that show the signals of opposing teams, but the smoking gun that some believed Walsh might provide - a tape of the St. Louis Rams’ walkthrough prior to Super Bowl XXXVI in 2002 - is not included.
more stories like thisAs part of Walsh’s certification, he signed off that all videotapes and documents in his possession - from 2000-02 - have been handed over to the NFL, eliminating the possibility he has a tape of the walkthrough.
According to my sources, which may or may not be real, here is a list of the tapes that Walsh will be turning over to the NFL.
Quite the collection, huh?
Walsh has tapes, but not of walkthrough - Boston Globe
Very steamy and sticky indeed Mr. McEnroe. I’m wondering if Chris Fowler got an earful from his wife (Jennifer Dempster) when he got home. Everyone knows that Jennifer was always competing with a cast of blonds on the set of Bodyshaping, and hearing Fowler adjust his crotch grunt and moan to this blond, couldn’t have gone over well.
Once again, we’re about one day away from the result of this week’s Hot or Not, and as you can see you guys are about 56 subscribers away from seeing some more pictures of this chick.
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