Don Chavez

Beware, December 21, 2012…it’s coming, and Darren Daulton says it will be the end of the world as we know it.  In a candid interview on ESPN, Daulton did nothing short of explain to the public how crazy he is.

So how did this happen?  Well it started out when he broke down in tears after a game in which he drove in the winning run for the Marlins, and proclaimed to his wife (former Hooters girl and Playboy Centerfold Nicole) that he “didn’t hit the ball”, it was some other force!  From that day forward Daulton has spun out of control with his belief in the “metaphysical world”, complete with several arrests in during his retirement.

It will only be a matter of time before he is making public appearances with Tom Cruise on Oprah, and jumping on couches.  But for now, this is just plain pathetic.  John Kruk should step in and intervene.  Perhaps they could bond by growing mullets together.  Better yet, throw Mitch Williams back into the mix.  Maybe it was Wild Thing that kept Dutch in check all those years?

So this leads us to what else?  The top sports mullets of all time!  On to the list.

 

 

 10.  Larry Bird….The Most feared mullet ever in the NBA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 9.  Dante Bichette..Great Mullet, but weak on the cleanliness scale, it looks like he actually washed his hair once a week.

 

 

 

 

 

 8.  Greg Harris…The Utility Mullet was able to pitch with either  arm.

 

 

 

 

 

 7.  John Kruk..This mullet is classic, and the goatee with Redman chew stains adds to it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 6.  Darren Daulton (aka crazy guy)…a warning to all who have a mullet…cut it and you may start to believe the world will end December 21, 2012.

 

 

 

 

 5. Randy Johnson…the Big Unit sported one of the dirtiest mullets of all time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 4. Mitch “Wild Thing” Williams…this picture hardly does his mullet justice.  At one point he was right up there with Billy Ray Cyrus.

 

 

 

 

 3. Jaromir Jagr…Jagr could have a top 10 mullet list of his own.  I consider him a pioneer in mullet reinvention.

 

 

 

 

 

 2.  Shawn Michaels…Absolute genius, he used the mullet to relate to the WWF fans, and watched his popularity soar.

 

 

 

 

 

1.   Barry Melrose…The GQ of mullets.  At one point Barry cut his mullet, and I went into depression.  Barry’s mullet is so good, it could almost still be considered a nice haircut…in Canada.