Back in the day, the process of finding the easiest girl on campus was a process of trial and error. It was the same thing when it came to STDs, you heard rumors about who had what and from who, but you only knew for sure when you woke up on Monday morning pissing razor blades.

Enter into existence, Juicy Campus, the world’s largest online slam book and campus rumor mill. Juicy Campus does not have a page for every campus yet, but I can see this thing growing quickly across the nation, given the number of assholes there are on every campus.

For students who have been identified by name on Juicy Campus, the results can be devastating. In a tearful phone conversation, a 21-year-old junior at Baylor who majors in public relations recounted her experience when her name surfaced on the site in a discussion about the “biggest slut” on campus.

“I’m trying to get a job in business,” she said. “The last thing I need or want is this kind of maliciousness and lies about me out there on the Internet.”

Who is this girl kidding? She knows people posted it on Juicy Campus because she’s seen more dick than a urinal. Does she really think this is going to inhibit her from getting a job in ahem, sales? She should put this kind of stuff on her resume. “Voted campus whore on Juicycampus.com by classmates.”

This would catch any CEO’s eye, especially after the whole Spitzer debacle. After all, it’s common knowledge that after very public prostitute scandals, high powered men panic and bring their whores in house as administrative assistants.

WSJ