Pacman Jones has expressed a desire to sign with the New England Patriots through his attorney. However, the rumormill says that Dallas is in talks with the Titans to trade a draft pick for Pacman and a bag of fifties.

I don’t see how the Dallas trade doesn’t go through because Jerry Jones loves paying guys to play football on Sunday, and to bang hookers, play with guns and do blow on Monday through Saturday. That being said, it’s sad that the Pats can’t loosen their morals a bit more, just so the fans can see Pacman make it rain from the 2nd floor balcony of Centerfold’s.

Pacman fever in Boston? Boston Herald