Charles Barkley

After some more digging, I’ve come to realize that Dennis Haskins makes a living traveling the country and drinking with people who want to “get shitfaced with Mr. Belding!!!!!!!!!!!!”. Plain and simple, the man is a beast and for the price of a few Budweiser draft beers you can live out your fantasy of being Zack Morris for the evening. Personally, if I was going to live out the Zach Morris fantasy role play thing, it wouldn’t be with Belding. Oh no, I’d make sure I was getting blue balled by Kelly Kapowski instead. Speak of the devil.

It’s inevitable that someone who reads DonChavez.com has partied with Mr. Belding, so let’s hear the stories and see the pictures. Just click on the ABOUT tab above and you’ll find one of those nifty email addresses where you can send me shit.

After the break, go on tour with Mr. Belding


He sings karaoke with Brooke Hogan:

Check out his stage presence:

He does his catch phrase:

He hangs with Charles Barkley at golf tournaments:

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He gets hammered with his fans:

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Chicks try to grab his package:

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