The New York Giants have unveiled the design for their Super Bowl Rings. Michael Strahan declared that he wanted a ten table ring (visible in a restaurant from ten tables away), so that he could pawn it and pay for his divorce lawyer.
Personally, I don’t care how big your Super Bowl ring is. It’s all about where you keep it.
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