Don Chavez

As I was trolling the Internet looking for the next cheerleading scandal, I happened upon the Denver Nuggets website. Unlike most NBA franchises, the Nuggets have chosen to publish the full names of their dance team members, making it very easy to find pictures of their extra-curricular activities. The problem is, the dancers’ antics don’t come close to those of the Royal Court Dancers or the Washington Wizards Tubettes.

I also happened to notice that they hired a monkey to Photoshop the cleavage on Kimberley Bull. I don’t claim to be a master of graphic art, but this guy couldn’t decided on whether or not to give her Tori Spelling cleavage or Jennifer Tilly cleavage.