It’s old news that Eli Manning married his long time main squeeze Abby McGrew this past weekend. But what I didn’t know was that he has some cheap fucking friends and family. Is it possible that Peyton was such a whiny bitch about this season being a flop for him, that he stiffed his brother on his other “big day”?

Looking at this gift registry, it looks like your run of the mill wedding crap. A bunch of overprice things that will be used once a year, if that. Regardless, I would have expected Peyton to splurge with some of those endorsement dollars and hook Elisha and Abby up with the works. Plates, forks, knives, gravy bowls, a Visa pep talk, etc.

Now I realize that this is the Internet, and Joe Somebody could have very easily set this page up as a joke. However, since some of the gifts have actually been bought, I’m going to assume that this thing is legit. Which then leaves me wondering if Eli had actually considered getting married on February 22nd. I mean this pretty much concedes that at some point Eli (or Abby) figured the Giants didn’t have a shot in hell at making it to the Super Bowl.

Even if this page is bullshit, you should head over to Eli’s wedding guest book and say hello.

Eli Manning Wedding Page (The Knot)
Eli’s gift registry