CHARLESTON, S.C. (May 29) – The wife of entertainer Bill Murray has filed for divorce after nearly 11 years of marriage, alleging he abused her and is addicted to sex, marijuana and alcohol.
Jennifer Butler Murray filed divorce papers May 12 in Charleston County. She owns a home on Sullivans Island, S.C., where she lives with the couple’s four children.
The complaint, which was first reported by The Post and Courier of Charleston, claims that Jennifer Murray moved into the Sullivans Island home in 2006 with the couple’s kids due to her husband’s “adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment.”
Are you kidding me? Her complaint is that Big Ern is addicted to sex, marijuana, and alcohol? Marijuna isn’t even a drug. Has Big Ern ever sucked dick for marijuana? Didn’t think so.
The complaint, which doesn’t specify instances of Murray’s alleged marijuana or alcohol use, alleges he would often leave without telling his wife and says he “travels overseas where he engages in public and private altercations and sexual liaisons.”
Liasons? Altercations? Does this mean that Bill Murray regularly flies into Thailand to mud wrestle with bisexual whores he met at the WPT Casino? I’m confused and distraught, but feel compelled to post a gallery of Bill Murray liasoning and altercating with people.
Hands down, you guys wanted to see more of this chick, so here are handful of pictures for you. Normally I’d offer up some witty commentary, but I’m way behind on the work for my “real job”. And by “real job” I mean the source of income that I hope to replace with spending my day looking for big boobed chicks and putting their pictures on DonChavez.com.
Bikini Co-Ed slip and slide – Busted Coverage
Survivor babes grand finale. Get your ass over there and vote. – Cuzoogle
John the Studddarer prank – Banned in Hollywood
I don’t care what anyone says. Clay Aiken likes dick. – Blog of Hilarity
Gemma Atkinson has the best cans that I’ve never felt – Brahsome
Shitvaun from the Real World want you to stare at her tits – Hottest Girls of Myspace
Florida’s new football facility – Losers with Socks
A young Hillary Clinton – Mac Gs World
WTF is with Angie Everhart and Joe Pesci – On 205th
Rasta Man: Face jacked – Tasty Booze
The sole reason for the Tigers demise – The Angry T
Check out the huge rack on Krystle Lima - Uncoached
Arizona State looks like a fun place to dress up as a bloody tampon and try to get a girl to sit on your face. I’m sure it was harmless fun, but then the naked Indian guy showed up at the party and all hell broke lose. And no, I am not the guy in the poncho in the last photo.
FYI, I’m still heartbroken that Arizona State cut their cheerleading program. When that happened, these photos went from “slutty cheerleader pics” to “hoe hum, more college girl halloween pics”.
Game. Set. Match. I think we found our 55th anniversary Playmate. Mary Piemonte is in a totally different league compared to the other candidates I’ve reviewed so far and if someone can top her, all the power to them.
Also, if anyone is looking for a job, I just spoke to the front office and DonChavez.com is search of someone to fill the position of naked go-go dancing dolphin trainer. If you think you qualify for this position (and are female), please email me some full length photos of yourself and we can talk.