Don Chavez

This Sunday is Mother’s Day, and I’d be an ass not to remind you to pick up a card and some flowers for the women who brought into this world. Don’t forget, she screamed, yelled, bit and kicked for three straight hours and then nine months later you were born.

In honor of Mother’s Day, I’ve compiled a list of the top 10 celebrity MILFs. Drum roll please…

10.5) Jessica Alba – So technically she’s not a MILF yet, but as soon as that bun is out of the oven she rockets to the top of this list.

10) Rachel Hunter – She posed for Playboy well after her prime, and she still looked hot.

9) Demi Moore – Not only is she a MILF, but a Cougar as well. I don’t think anyone would complain if she did a sequel to Striptease.

8 ) Salma Hayek – You probably thought I’d put her at number one with the whole Hispanic thing. Guess again amigo.

7) Bridget Moynihan – Bridget made this list not based on looks, but based on my Tom Brady man crush. Out of fairness to everyone outside of New England, I kept her out of the top five.

6) Angelina Jolie – I’ve never bought into the Angelina craze, but she’s still too hot to leave off of this list.

5) Denise Richards – Rumors that you were once a call girl? Making out with Neve Campbell? You’ve got top 5 written all over you! Bonus points for being brave enough to sleep with Charlie Sheen after 1995.

4) Christina Aguilera – We’re not far enough out from her giving birth to determine if Christina will go back to her “Dirty” look or if she’ll turn into a fat, clown faced whale. My money is on her going back to her petite trampy ways.

3) Elin Nordgreen – Tiger is one lucky man.

2) Halle Berry – If you can get that painful memory of Billy Bob Thorton and his saggy old man balls out of your mind and think Swordfish instead, you’ve got Halle at number two.

1) Kate Hudson – Look at that ass? Does that look like the ass of a mother? Hell no.