Don Chavez

Andrei Kirilenko is a lucky man. His wife Masha gives him one free groupie pass per year. What Masha failed to realize is that if Andrei shares said groupie with four of his teammates, it only counts towards 25% of the groupie pass. So techinically, Andrei could get frisky with 13 women in a given year and still be in the good graces of Masha, right? When I really think about it, it’s just a pointless argument because we all know that with women, “no” means “yes”, “stop” means “don’t stop”, and “one” means “fifty”.

Update: These pictures are old. My bad. I should have done a better job of researching to see if someone else had posted them. On May 16, I let you all down. Today I hope to begin the long road back.