The Eastern Conference Finals are in full swing, and the Celtics are up 1-0 on the Detroit Pistons. Given the lack of a road win by the C’s, I should be dreading game three in Detroit right? Wrong.

The C’s will probably lose, but I think we’ll all come out winners if Detroit Automotion Captain Chelsea gets some airtime. I happened to find a few pictures of Chelsea from back in her University of Michigan days. You know, the kind of pictures where girls dress in white t-shirts with “Girls Gone Wild” written by hand on them, and then smash their tits together and pretend to make out.

Chelsea C. - Detroit Automotion