Don Chavez

HARRISBURG, Pa.—A pilot’s nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant has ended with both suspended and under arrest, police said.
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Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, and Adrianna Grace Connor, 24, both employees of Pinnacle Airlines Inc., were at a diner on Sunday night before they apparently decided to take a walk, police said.

“They told the officer they wanted to go do it in the woods, essentially,” said Lower Swatara Township Police Sgt. Richard Brandt. “That’s the best answer they had.”

Things went awry when people who live in the neighborhood summoned police around 9:30 p.m., saying they had seen a naked man and an intoxicated woman.

A helicopter with heat-seeking equipment was called in, and Bradford was discovered hiding behind a shed shortly before midnight.

This story is hilarious on so many levels. To start, I love how Adrianna covered her face, with of all things, a brown paper bag. I don’t know about you, but when I read stories like this I’m picturing Jenna Jameson (circa 1999) getting freaky in the forest. 99.99999% of the time it turns out that the girl involved is a brown bagger. Shit like this only happens with hot people in the world of porn.

Now how about the fact that they called out the heat seeking helicopter to track down a naked man in the woods? I wonder how long they watched these two bone on the infrared screen before sending in the hounds. Harrisburg must be proud that their helicopter can track down a boner lost in the woods

Let’s not forget the time line of this situation. People reported seeing a naked man and a drunk women at 9:30 p.m., and they were not found until midnight! This means they spent roughly 2.5 hours role playing “The Fugitive”. The only time I can role play for that long is when I feel like playing the passed out drunk guy on the couch.

Note: Good effort on covering your face on the way to court Adrianna, but you forgot about your profile on that low traffic site called Myspace!

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