Readers, meet Courtney from Folly Beach, South Carolina. Courtney would like to be the 55th Anniversary Playmate, but nobody told her that Playmates don’t have tattoos stamped on their titties. I know Playboy airbrushes, but removing a tittie stamp might be a little too deceptive.

Given Courtney’s bravery for posting a video, I won’t let her go out on a sour note. I’ll give credit, where credit is due, and this is probably the raciest video we’ve seen yet. Bravo for giving us two minutes of you shakin’ yo ass, and two thumbs up for your music choice.