BASEL (Reuters) – Switzerland’s national railway has told its workers to stop using their normal orange reflective vests after confused Dutch soccer fans started following them on to the tracks.

A railway spokesman said the changed strip had been prompted by an incident in the Swiss capital Berne when a group of Netherlands supporters followed a worker on to the lines after mistaking his uniform for their traditional orange dress.

I guess it’s pretty easy to fool the Dutch, you just throw on an orange vest and the masses will follow you. The Department of Defense should take note of this in case we ever go to war with the Dutch. Just send over eight guys named Sven dressed in orange, and have them tell the Dutch army to surrender.

But let’s get down to brass tacks. After all, we already knew that the Holland is good for one thing and it involves a red light. What I want to know is why these fellas are pissing into these doorless portapotties when there is a perfectly good wall right there? Also, I think Mr. Clean on the far left is trying to sneak a peek. According to proper “Euronal” rules, his eyes should either be left or straight down watching the piss splash back all over his groin.

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