The gloves are off in the Christie Brinkley divorce case, and the former SI Swimsuit All-Star is claiming that her estranged husband had an affair with a 19-year-old girl, and that he spends $3,000 a month on porn.

Let me start off by saying that porn is free on the Internet, and you are a sucker if you pay for it. For $3,000 a month, you could sponsor this site instead. You have a thing for asian midgets eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with their feet? I’ll post it, just sponsor the site and let me know. Make no doubt about it, I can be bought.

Second, let’s get down to the numbers of this accusation. Let’s say that the average monthly membership fee for a porn site is $30. That would mean that he belongs to 100 porn sites! The only way I could see him running up a $3,000 a month porn tab was if he was spending an hour a night on camwithher.com getting Brianna Frost to make beer bottles disappear. Which at $3,000 a month is a steal.

And finally, I would be doing my readers a huge disservice if I did not use this as an opportunity to post a gallery of Christie Brinkley pictures. See them all after the break.