You probably came to this post looking for some sort of vintage Peter North quadruple roper clip, but that’s certainly not the case. Some old dude (66) named Bob Hickey actually did the golf version of this feat, in of all places, Gaylord, Michigan.

Hickey, who finished at 2-over-par 74, says he’d made two eagles but never came close to a hole-in-one before Thursday. The long-haul trucker says he thinks he benefited from “just pure luck.”

Somehow, being a long-haul trucker, I don’t think Hickey was there for the golf. There’s a 99% chance that Hickey was looking for some “action” in the woods and got busted by the course ranger. His only defense must have been to distract the ranger by saying that he just hit a hole-in-one, twice.

Via Boston.com