I’ve discovered some strange things on the Internet, but nothing as extraordinary as this. Some soon to be decapitated by a Chuck Norris karate kick dickweed (see above!) posted a picture of a check that Chuck Norris wrote him for a security detail.

The check has Chuck’s phone number on it. I called it and Chuck made me cry even though he never said a word. Now I’m scared that Chuck is going to go all Walker Texas Ranger on my ass.

Chuck Norris will erase this Photobucket album just by thinking about it.
Chuck Norris wishes this wasn’t on the Internet
Here’s a back-up copy