The Miami Dolphins recently held a release party for their Cheerleader calendar, and one of the girls looked awfully familiar to me. Is that? No? Yup, that’s Fabiola Romero of FSU Cowgirl fame.

So in what only seems fair, I thought I’d take time out of my morning to break out the old “Tale of the Tape”, and breakdown Fabiola Romero versus Jenn Sterger, with pictures included.

Occupation: Fabiola

Fabiola picks one hat and sticks with it. She’s a cheerleader/model. Jenn’s been playing journalist for a while now and it’ll be tough to advance past the role of pre-game eye candy when you have the likes of Heidi Watney, Erin Andrews, and Hazel Mae already burning up the airwaves.

NFL Affiliation: Jenn

It might be bright and sunny in Miami year round, but with the addition of Brett Favre, the Jets should easily finish ahead of the Fins in the standings.

Team Loyalty: Fabiola

Fabiola easily takes this one since she has been with the Dolphins for two years. Sterger will throw on the team colors of anyone that pays her (FSU, Cubs, Jets, USF).

Implants: Dead Heat

They’ve both got’em and they look great. Olympic rules would require a squeeze to break the tie, but since this is the Internet and I’m writing from my grandmother’s basement apartment, I’ll have to call it a draw.

Average Joe Factor: Fabiola

You don’t have a chance with either of them, but my guess is that Fabiola is more likely to accidentally get hammered in a bar, mistake you for her boyfriend, and accidentally make out with you. The same might happen with Jenn, but only if you’re a low level TV exec.

Winner: Fabiola, but in reality it’s all of us because both of these chicks like to pose in bikinis.

Fabiola Romero

Jenn Sterger

Bonus Ass Grab Shot