According to the Sun Times, I swear I’m not gay but do everything possible to show you that I really am gay, celebrity Lindsay Lohan was at the Crimson Lounge in Chicago with gal pal Samantha Ronson. But the big news at this event was that Kyle Orton caught the eye of LiLo (worst celebrity nickname mash-up ever).

Also spied dancing with an attractive blonde at Crimson Lounge: new Bears quarterback Kyle Orton — dubbed ‘’super-hot” by Lohan, Ronson and Lauper, who all admired the NFL player’s dance-floor moves.

Hands down, if there is one actress-athlete couple that I want to see happen, it’s Lohan and Orton. Hell you could even keep Ronson in the mix just to make a dangerous love triangle. With all the booze and prescribed meds floating around in the relationship, the tabloids would be treated to a Spears like train wreck on a weekly basis.

h/t Sports Crackle Pop and the Sun Times

b/p to myself for finding these pictures of Orton, which may or may not be new to the blogosphere. Nice moobs.