The latest issue of Boston Magazine arrived at Don Chavez world headquarters this week with an interesting article on Tom Brady’s ball washer (here’s a picture of him with Wes Welker). The article fell somewhere in between pointless and the printer decided to give Boston Magazine a few extra pages to waste for free.

One thing that is noteworthy in the article is that Tom Brady now has an official website. That’s right, the golden boy can now add blogger to his resume.

Segue into this week’s Tale of the Tape featuring Tom Brady and Chris Cooley! Let’s not waste anymore time and get right to it.

Blog name: The Cooley Zone

TB needs an overhaul on his site, starting with the blog name. “The Insider” just isn’t going to cut it unless we’re talking about his girlfriend.

Alexa Ranking: Cooley (235,559) in a landslide over Brady (4,121,141)

Post count: Cooley (147) over Brady (4)

Writing skillz: Brady

Brady is captivating with this entry….

This is actually old news but my buddy kevin just dug it up and I just had to go back. One of my proudest moments ever. I got to be in an episode of Family Guy. It’s the episode call “Patriot Games.” Check out the pic. Stewie is looking thru a hole that looks into the showers at gillette stadium. Check out the video at youtube.

You can see Stewie express his pleasure in viewing me nude!! Sick #@#^&!!!! However, I must say that the simpsons are my fave of all time. And that’s right, I got immortalized in a simpsons, too! But I love the family guy guys for puttin me in an episode. Very cool. It’s funny, we’re on tv every Sunday but something like this is different and I guess it’s more about me as tom brady s opposed to me as a football player. Anyway, very cool. Although I took a whole bunch of smack from the guys on the team. Nothing worse than a jealous offensive lineman!!!

Pictures: Cooley

Cooley puts up some great candid shots, that are just that…candid. Every photo Brady put on his site is something along the lines of, “Here’s a picture of me from my photoshoot with a goat. That was fun. I like modeling.”

Female presence: Cooley

There is not one picture of Gisele on tb12inside.com, which leads me to believe that Gisele would charge even Tom Brady for a photoshoot.

Cooley on the other hand knows how to play the blog game. Slow day and not sure what to write?

“Hey Christy, do you mind if I snap a few pictures of you for my blog?”

Winner: Cooley. Brady has the potential, but until he wants to take time out from throwing touchdown passes to Randy Moss and attending fashion shows with his supermodel girlfriend “The Insider” is going to be a dud.

And now some random gratuitous photos of Gisele!