You know it’s been a rough night when you pass out on the bar. I mean literally on the bar. If you’re lucky, fellow patrons will leave you be or perhaps wake you up and call you a cab.

You’ll have no such luck though if you happen to be on a cruise ship with Major League Baseball players Bronson Arroyo and Lenny Dinardo. Sure they’ll give you an autograph, but it’ll be more like an erasable tramp stamp on your back.

You would think that guy would have learned his lesson after he woke up to find himself covered in ink, right? Wrong. He was back at it again the next night.