Don Chavez

Don’t judge this post by it’s title, or the lead picture. Sure I could have led with a picture of Pamela Anderson being railed by Tommy Lee, but instead I opted for a little bit of Hoff humor instead.

Now don’t get your panties in a bunch about this list. Pamela Anderson is not number one. I just couldn’t give her the title given the fact that the only thing recognizable about her these days is her oft remodeled fake cans. Onto the list…

10 – Yasmine Bleeth

This chick has completely fallen off the radar, probably because she likes to ski too much. No not the sport, and not the sexual maneuver either. I’m talking about the drug problem.

9 – Vanessa Angel

Vanessa flew under the radar until she steamed up the big screen in Kingpin. She snuck into the top ten solely on her body. If Alexandra Paul didn’t look like a dude when topless, she probably would have grabbed this spot.

8 – Erika Eleniak

Like most of our Baywatch beauties, there is no shortage of silicone or nudie pics of this chick. In “Under Seige” she stole the thunder from that dude with the pony tail that was always squinting and talked like he had to take a shit all the time. Steven Seagal.

7 – Donna D’Errico

Donna’s career thrived as a model, and she was always an underdog on Baywatch. For some reason they all acted like her character had given everyone crabs.

6 – Gena Lee Nolin

Gena Lee was incredibly sexy on Baywatch, and when her career started to fizzle she posed for Playboy and leaked a sex tape. Have you seen that sex tape? It’s like the worst sex tape in celebrity history. All she did was complain the whole time, it was like having sex with your wife. Jeez.

5- Nicole Eggert

Nicole can thank Corey F’n Haim for dropping her ass down to number five. Aside from that blunder, this chick has always been a smokeshow, and always will be. Her whiny attitude on Baywatch might have been a turn off, but I think her role in “Blown Away” made up for it.

4 – Traci Bingham

Somehow Traci manages to keep her self in the spotlight, even after her Baywatch days. Wait I know how! She flashes those gigantic cans everywhere.

3 – Pamela Anderson Lee Rock Salomon

I told you she wasn’t number one! I can’t nor want to keep track of Pam Anderson (insert current husband’s last name) and what her withering body is up to. She’s an icon, and hands down probably the hottest chick ever in the history of the world when she was twenty-three. Once Tommy Lee got his dirty hands on her, it was over. Shitty tattoos, Hep, bad plastic surgery, etc.

2 – Angelica Bridges

You’re shocked but you shouldn’t be. This chick is hot and I don’t have a bad word to say about her. She’s not a media whore, she doesn’t try to be something she’s not, and she makes a living just being hot. Plus, you have to give her bonus points for making you wonder whether the carpet matches the drapes.

1 – Carmen Electra

My apologies to the Pamela Manderson fans out there, but Carmen Electra was the hottest chick on Baywatch. Not only did she save lives, but she somehow managed to work as a Go-Go dancer on the side as well. Un-funking-believable. She so hot, she even looks sexy falling on her ass. I’m serious, just watch the clip.