Don Chavez

This girl never got a copy of the “How to pretend you’re a hot chick” manual. Sure she’s a little plump on the edges, but she can make up for that with a fake set of cans, and flashing them every hour on the hour.

Instead, she opted for a quick ten second belly dance, at which time the boat said “I’ve had enough of this” and decided to put her out of her misery.