This dude is such an overachiever. When I want to break a light bulb, I just drop it on the floor and leave it for the maid to clean up. But this guy is better than that. He needs two safety pins, some rubber bands, a cell phone, and a shot of stupidity to break a light bulb.

I wonder how this guy wipes his ass. There’s not a doubt in my mind that it involves some steel wool, a bamboo stick, and a midget that he met outside of his local 7-11.