I’m not one to speculate, but doesn’t Alex Romero look like he just won the boob lottery and met up with porn star Mary Carey to claim his prize? I hope this guy isn’t married like the fella next to him, Arizona Diamondback teammate Yusmeiro Petit.
Yusmeiro must be a reader of DC, because he’s keeping his distance from the young lady on his left who tends to lurk around MLB players. There’s no telling what will happen to your baseball career after she gets her reality show paws on you. Run away Yusmeiro. Run away.
I’m sure you know this but those other two crab factories with Mary are both on “I Love Money” on VH1. Fantastic.
[...] Other crap to look at: Tricia Helfer’s sideboob (drunkenstepfather) Girl gets head pounded into concrete (nothingtoxic) Shannon Sky hates clothes (gorillamask) Should she spit or swallow? (EJB) Desperate Housewives need desperate airbrushing (bestweekever) Regina Feoktistova looks good in Elle (cameltap) Doutzen Kroes in a bikini (doubleviking) Misleading NES Box Art Covers (toplessrobot) Axia Andreadaki is hotter than her name (hornyoyster) Hugh Hefner talks about his sex life (theblemish) Dad gives great driving lessons (tastybooze) Kim Kardashian and her ass do some dancing (FListed) A bad tattoo idea (afrojacks) Karime Adedibe is attractive and half naked (uncoached) Alex Romero hearts porn star Mary Carey (donchavez) [...]
[...] Other crap to look at: Tricia Helfer’s sideboob (drunkenstepfather) Girl gets head pounded into concrete (nothingtoxic) Shannon Sky hates clothes (gorillamask) Should she spit or swallow? (EJB) Desperate Housewives need desperate airbrushing (bestweekever) Regina Feoktistova looks good in Elle (cameltap) Doutzen Kroes in a bikini (doubleviking) Misleading NES Box Art Covers (toplessrobot) Axia Andreadaki is hotter than her name (hornyoyster) Hugh Hefner talks about his sex life (theblemish) Dad gives great driving lessons (tastybooze) Kim Kardashian and her ass do some dancing (FListed) A bad tattoo idea (afrojacks) Karime Adedibe is attractive and half naked (uncoached) Alex Romero hearts porn star Mary Carey (donchavez) [...]
[...] Other crap to look at: An old man reviews a video game (bushleague) Tricia Helfer’s sideboob (drunkenstepfather) Girl gets head pounded into concrete (nothingtoxic) Shannon Sky hates clothes (gorillamask) Should she spit or swallow? (EJB) Desperate Housewives need desperate airbrushing (bestweekever) Regina Feoktistova looks good in Elle (cameltap) Doutzen Kroes in a bikini (doubleviking) Misleading NES Box Art Covers (toplessrobot) Axia Andreadaki is hotter than her name (hornyoyster) Hugh Hefner talks about his sex life (theblemish) Dad gives great driving lessons (tastybooze) Kim Kardashian and her ass do some dancing (FListed) A bad tattoo idea (afrojacks) Karime Adedibe is attractive and half naked (uncoached) Alex Romero hearts porn star Mary Carey (donchavez) [...]