Ladies, are you sick and tired of those ghastly g-string lines on the side of your hip? Tired of your fat male coworker’s trying to catch a glimpse of your Whale’s Tail? Then Love Honey has just the product for you. The C String!

Am I wrong for thinking this is just a enlarged fabric sanitary napkin? Something like this will only encourage wedgies because you can pull the panties complete out of a chicks pants with a simple flick of your wrist.

Now it’s weird shit like this that reminds me of when I used to work in the textile industry. Some random dude called me up to develop a product for him, but he was hesitant to say exactly what it was. He just said that it was a clothing line. Given that I love to make money, I had him send me a sample of his product.

So the package arrives and inside is this contraption that looks like a velvet pouch with some rubber bands attached to it. My secretary held up what looked to be a really poorly constructed set of panties.

So I call the guy and ask for an explanation. Turns out that the product is called the Tranny Panty. The guy was a trucker and claimed that this would be a hit in his industry.

“You don’t understand. There’s nothing on the market like this. There’s nothing stylish that will let you tuck your sack back with ease” he said.

In the end, I turned down mass production of the Tranny Panty. And somewhere there is a trucker, driving with his sack tucked back, wondering why he hasn’t made millions yet.

True story.