When I saw these pictures, it got me wondering. When is Jennifer Aniston finally going to gear down for Hef? She’s not getting any younger, and still in her prime. Bikini shots are nice and all, but let’s get down to brass tacks here. We’re not interested in these pictures because we want to know if she had chicken salad or PB and J for lunch.
Hef, if you have an ounce of pussy power left in the decrepit pinky of yours, you’ll make this happen.