There is only one way for me to do justice to these photos, and that is with individual commentary. So grab yourself a cup of coffee, the fat ass of your secretary, and click below to relive a night in the life of Freddie Mitchell.
I love fights at IHOP! – Totally Crap
Sexy b&w model shoot – Camel Tap
Freddy Kreuger as a registered sex offender – Funny or Die
LSU knows how to treat tailgate dancers – Busted Coverage
Hilary Duff gets trampy – On 205th
There’s a Miss Earth competition? – Cuzoogle
Hooters, official sponsor of John Daly’s drunkenness – Brahsome
Joe Six Pack and Joe the Plumber slam beers – Tasty Booze
That dude retired from acting – Banned in Hollywood
10 appearances by Porn Stars in mainstream flicks – Uncoached
Sexy chicken wings – YepYep
This lady has her own bailout program – Blog of Hilarity
Stewie rules the world – Mac Gs World
Anne Hathaway aka Miss Butterface – Derober
Trick or Treat 2008 style – BBI
Do you think Fulmer is going to take a hike? – Loser With Socks
Jeff Kent donated $15k to stop gay marriage – Epic Carnival
Crystal looks okay, if you’re into that whole hot chicks thing. – Next Round
A history lesson on Halloween – Boosh Magazine
Cheat if you can – College OTR
The spider prank – Afro Jacks
13 worst mythical creatures – Comedy
Hottest Halloween costume ever – Humor Pass
Why three? Because I scoured the Internet for two hours on company time and this was all I could come up with.
3 – Total Failure
F for execution, and just a piss poor idea. Everyone knows that you wait until the victim is nearby so that when you scare them they punch you in the mouth.
2 – Tyrone is going trick or treating
This guy is going trick or treating, and he’s going to beat the shit out of any ghost or goblin that comes near him.
1 – Stone cold crushed it
I’ve never seen a man so jumpy on a front porch, and you’ll never see this guy try a Halloween prank again.
Bonus – The Newsroom
This one was too good to leave out. How the hell do you get scared by something in a newsroom?