
Via Boston.com…
THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich.—Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a car wash.
The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County’s Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.
The suspect, whose name wasn’t immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.
Well that sucks! I wonder if said vacuum is a repeat offender of providing sexual favors. Chances are this guy didn’t have the $20 to get a little sucky sucky from a crack hoe, so he took his pocket change and headed to the car wash. Simply put, this is just another example of how bad the economy is right now. Even the prostitution industry is hurting.
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