Via The Telegraph

ALTON - A second area woman within a month is facing a criminal charge after allegedly bartending bare naked, this time in Alton.

Alton police charged Jamie E. Day, 24, of the 400 block of Brookshire in Jerseyville, with lewd entertainment following her arrest at 2:40 p.m. Friday at the Pub Room, 230 E. Broadway.

Someone called police to complain about the woman, who “was observed totally nude while tending bar at the Pub Room,” a brief Alton Police Department report says.

Before you get your panties in a bunch about how you think all women should tend bar in the nude, you should realizes that Jamie is pictured above. So now that I’ve shot down any fantasies of a hot naked bartender, please read on.

The Pub Room has been the subject of several complaints of nudity in recent months and years.

On Dec. 23, 2005, two scantily clad women employees and a female customer were charged with public indecency after allegedly showing their breasts.

Someone called police to complain about “partially naked women” at the business. According to an Alton police report, one of the employees was wearing only a thin, black G-string and black boots; a second employee was working partially clothed in a transparent red, lingerie top, Santa Claus hat, thin G-string underwear, white high-heeled shoes, thigh-high stockings, and her top was open, exposing her breasts.

The 21-year-old customer, a roommate of one of the employees at the time, had on a black transparent top pulled open to expose her breasts, a G-string and black boots.

So in other words, The Pub Room is a strip club pretending to be a hole in the wall drinking establishment. Technically I think they are one in the same, because who hasn’t been to a shady dive bar and had chicks parading around in g-strings and Santa Claus hats?