Via Kentucky.com

Police investigating an elderly man’s complaints about theft at his home discovered the man allegedly traded prescription drugs for sexual favors. Police charged the 82-year-old man with trafficking in a controlled substance.

The man was released on bond.

The Lexington Herald-Leader reported that police said they were initially concerned that women in their 20s, often seen at the man’s home, were taking advantage of him.

Police begin their investigation after the man called the department several times to report missing medication, household items and a television.

But officers soon discovered he gave two women the prescription drug OxyContin in exchange for sex.

Hold on a minute here. Two women? I might have to call Kentucky and get some clarification here because was this dirty old man pulling down a threesome with two 20 year olds?

If anyone has any more details on this story (Myspace pics?) send them my way. I sense a hilarious story coming on.

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