Via Yahoo

SYDNEY (Reuters) – A bitter row has broken out between one of Sydney’s largest tourist pubs and a family of five who accused chefs of serving human excrement in their gelato after they complained about noise during a football match.

State government food minister Ian Macdonald confirmed on Wednesday that frozen fecal matter had been found in a serving of chocolate gelato offered to placate pub patron Steve Whyte and his wife Jessica, who became “violently ill” after eating it.

“The stench went through my nostrils, I retched and spat it into the napkin,” Jessica Whyte told the Daily Telegraph newspaper, recounting what local media are calling “gelati-gate.”

The tainted sweet was allegedly served up at the Coogee Bay Hotel, one of Sydney’s largest and most popular beachfront hotels, located just a few minutes south of Bondi Beach.

The pub has denied serving excrement to the Whyte’s after they complained they were unable to hear a televised football game due to loud music, with both the chef and restaurant manager volunteering for DNA tests to prove their innocence.

Both sides have accused the other of money seeking, with the Whyte’s claiming they were offered A$5,000 ($3,240) in hush money by pub General Manager Tony Williams, while they in turn were accused of trying to negotiate up to A$1 million in damages.

This whole story stinks! Obviously someone is lying here, so let’s break down the story…

  • The alleged poop was frozen, but they claim it stunk. Does frozen turd actually smell?
  • The manager and chef are offering up their stool to prove they didn’t do it. How do we know they didn’t use dog shit, or the dishwasher’s shit?
  • $5,000 in hush money? Come on, that makes no sense. You need to offer at least 5% ($50k).

    • The verdict? Unless there is an eye witness to account otherwise, I think this couple smuggled the shit in. Everyone knows that you don’t need sound to enjoy a soccer game. The only logical punishment for these clowns is to make them watch 2 girls 1 cup on a loop for twelve hours straight, with no bathroom breaks.

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