Further Proof That Texas Cheerleaders Are Crazy

EL PASO, Texas, Nov. 12 (UPI) — Parents of students on the dance team at a Texas high school allege members of a rival team prepared a gift of baked goods laced with rat poison and bleach.

Exchanging gifts and pranks is a tradition among Texas high school dance and cheerleading teams before football games. But the parents from Andress High School in El Paso said putting poison and laxatives in brownies and cupcakes and giving them to unwitting rivals is well beyond a prank.

So wait a minute. The exchanging of baked goods is a long standing tradition? I can guarantee that this isn’t the first time that someone has pulled the old “rat poison and bleach cupcake mix” prank. These cheerleading squads have probably been doing it for years, the girls actually enjoyed it because they didn’t have to manually purge after snacking on their treats.

You’re probably wondering why did they use rat poison AND bleach. For an easy clean up dummy! If you mix a little bleach in there, you’ve already got a nifty cleaning solution to mop up the floor with after your rivals start making a mess on the floor.

Only in Texas. Err, and Arkansas.