This video just gave me a great idea for a new sport. Human bowling. Think about it. You make a giant slip and slide, maybe 10 feet wide. Then you rent 10 of the hottest $25 strippers you can find, apply some baby oil, and have them line up in a triangle. You and your buddies then get to spend the next two hours getting drunk and sliding down a big piece of plastic trying to see who can knock down the most strippers.

I think you would also have to implement a new scoring system based on the number of boobs that go down. So if you knock over one stripper, you actually get two points, so a perfect game would be 600.

In less exciting news, here’s that video of a guy getting knocked on his ass.