Don Chavez

Via Tampabays10

She has an endearing little phrase that she screams when she thinks there has been a bad call. Ryan-Veldhuis yells, “Ref, you suck!” when she is upset with the so called “zebra on the field.”

In all candor, I sit in front of Ryan-Veldhis at the stadium and have never been upset with her cheering. However, some fans, like Sandy Schene, take issue with the way that Ryan-Veldhuis gets excited. Schene says it is too much and goes on too long.

Some people have complained to the Tampa Sports Authority about Ryan-Veldhuis. The TSA has told Ryan-Veldhuis she is violating the new NFL policy which says “Profanity (swearing/off color/offensive language) will not be tolerated on the Tampa Sports Authority property. Patrons will be ejected for using offensive language.”

Ryan-Veldhuis says she was told by the TSA to please refrain from saying, “Ref, you suck.” The woman says she doesn’t understand why it is considered offensive. Ryan-Veldhuis says it is “not one of the seven words you can’t say on television” and she thinks she should be able to express herself.

All is I know is that Sandy Schene is screwed because Ryan-Veldhuis is going to give her an atomic wedgie the next time they collide at Raymond James Stadium. If there’s one thing I have learned from years of attending football games absolutely blitzed, it’s you always let security handle obnoxious fans, and never rat a lady out just because her ‘stache is better than yours.

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