I have little respect for people who use trampolines to dunk, and absolutely no respect for those using a trampoline and missing. To me, this is the equivalent of P.E. class in high school when the girls did modified push-ups and their pull-ups were counted in increments of 1/4, 1/2, 3/4, and with a freak of nature an actual whole number.

I guess what I’m trying to say is just be yourself, don’t kick your dog, and never use a trampoline when dunking.