You ever come across a word that when you say it out loud it just sounds raunchy? I mean even a word as innocent as “come” can be dirty depending on the context you use it in.

So being the one man think tank that I am, I decided to compile a list of words that are guaranteed to sound dirty 100% of the time, no matter what context you use them in.

Phuket
[poo-ket]
noun
an island near the W coast of Thailand.


Spotted Dick
noun
a suet pudding containing currants.

Titillate
[tit-l-eyt]
–verb (used with object), -lat?ed, -lat?ing.
1. to excite or arouse agreeably: to titillate the fancy.
2. to tickle; excite a tingling or itching sensation in, as by touching or stroking lightly.

Thespian
[thes-pee-uhn]
–adjective
1. (often lowercase) pertaining to tragedy or to the dramatic art in general.
2. of or characteristic of Thespis.
3. of or pertaining to Thespiae.
–noun
4. (sometimes lowercase) a tragedian; an actor or actress.

Masticate
[mas-ti-keyt]
–verb (used with object), verb (used without object), -cat?ed, -cat?ing.
1. to chew.
2. to reduce to a pulp by crushing or kneading, as rubber.

Pianist
[pee-an-ist, pyan-, pee-uh-nist]
–noun
a person who plays the piano, esp. one who performs expertly or professionally.

Shuttlecock
[shuht-l-kok]
–noun
1. Also called shuttle. the object that is struck back and forth in badminton and battledore, consisting of a feathered cork head and a plastic crown.
2. the game of battledore.
–verb (used with object)
3. to send or bandy to and fro like a shuttlecock.
–verb (used without object)
4. to move or be bandied to and fro.
–adjective
5. of such a state or condition: a shuttlecock existence.

Coccyx
[kok-siks]
–noun
1. a small triangular bone forming the lower extremity of the spinal column in humans, consisting of four ankylosed rudimentary vertebrae.
2. a corresponding part in certain animals.

Penal
[peen-l]
–adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or involving punishment, as for crimes or offenses.
2. prescribing punishment: penal laws.
3. constituting punishment: He survived the years of penal hardship.
4. used as a place of confinement and punishment: a penal colony.
5. subject to or incurring punishment: a penal offense.
6. payable or forfeitable as a penalty: a penal sum.

Titmouse
[tit-mous]
–noun
any of numerous, widely distributed, small songbirds of the family Paridae, esp. of the genus Parus, having soft, thick plumage and a short, stout, conical bill.

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