Does Penelope Cruz still make movies or does she just prance around Hollywood and go after Selma Hayek’s sloppy seconds?

I think the paps might have called Penelope up after Kim Kardashian canceled on a “candid” beach shoot in favor of eating ding dongs and ho ho’s while watching a “Keeping Up With the Kardashian’s” marathon. Speaking of which, Penelope needs to get off of the Kim K. diet and do more prancing in the ocean. I’d say 45-60 minutes a day for a month should do the trick.

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