Don Chavez’s Favorite Things: The Liberator

Today’s gift is my favorite piece of furniture in the whole house. No it’s not a La-z-boy recliner. I’m talking about a piece of furniture that has been featured in the George Clooney movie, “Burn After Reading”, Ben Stiller’s “Meet the Faulkers”, and countless magazines across the United States. The Liberator.

So what’s so great about the Liberator? Well they offer a variety of different furniture shapes and two of the most popular configurations is the Wedge and the Ramp (they’re also available as a combo set). Both the Wedge and the Ramp
have an angle of 27 degrees, which is the ideal angle for getting it on with your lady (I pulled out a protractor and a compass this weekend to verify this).

The other cool thing about the Liberator is that it’s comfortable. You ever try and do it like you’re the star of “Pirates”? Having sex on top of a table covered with nautical charts is not sexy, or comfortable.

So to help the readers of Don Chavez to spice up their love life without having to install a sex swing into their bedroom ceiling (which is a lot of fun to explain to your landlord if you are renting), Liberator.com is giving away a complimentary Liberator Ramp to one lucky reader today!

Please note that today’s prize is for the Liberator Ramp only. It does not come with a woman, you’ll have to handle that part on your own. Although, you shouldn’t have any problem because “You want to come check out my Liberator Ramp?” is one of the easiest bar pick up lines of all time.

Also, as an added bonus Liberator.com is throwing in a $95 “love artist” gift set for free if you purchase a wedge/ramp combo.