A virtual high five to Craig Ferguson for coming up with some excuse as to why he had to adjust Carmen Electra’s microphone. He probably said something like, “I’d love to touch your fake breast with the back of my hand while I pretend to adjust your mic.”

She probably said something like, “As long as the cameras are around so I can spin this into some free press from Don Chavez.”

At least that’s how it plays out in my mind.