You probably know him as the “Shamwow Guy”, but his name is Vince Offer. I like to think of him as the guy that you need to have on speed dial the next time you come home to your girlfriend, shitfaced and covered with body glitter from a stripper named Charity.

Seriously, your girl could be ready to take your autographed Tom Brunanski bat to your 60″ flat screen, and Vince could talk her out of it. Actually by the end of the conversation, Vince would probably have her blowing you, and she’ll have order six Shamwows.

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