Drew Barrymore

It’s tough for me to get fired up for something like the Golden Globes considering that they overlapped with watching the Steelers beat up on the Chargers. However, I did manage to catch a bit of the GG’s after the game and here are the highlights of my observations.

  • Kate Winslet is banging Leo Dicaprio and everyone knows it, including her husband. From the look on her husbands face, he’s cool with it though, because it’s “Leo”.

  • Some dude gave the finger, live on the air. It was the highlight of the night and I watched it five or six times, because in a setting like the GG’s, the middle finger is bad ass.

  • Despite what some people think, Drew Barrymore is not hot. Also, the economy must be hitting her really hard because I’m 99% sure that she can’t afford a hair stylist anymore.

  • Speaking of the economy, a couple of people mentioned “these tough economic times”. Fuck you. Seriously, you must be bitching about downgrading from a Bentley to a Mercedes?

  • If my dick was 20 years older, it would totally have a crush on Meryl Streep.

  • Watching Mickey Rourke win Best Actor was exciting, because it was like watching a real life version of Johnny Drama. BTW, Rourke should have won that award years ago for helping Kim Bassinger get naked in Nine 1/2 Weeks.

    • Naturally, most people just look forward to seeing who’s wearing what, or lack there of. Well let me just tell you that no, Bai Ling’s nipples did not make an appearance, the majority of the stars wore something that gave the paps a 0% chance of snapping anything saucy, and Megan Fox stole the show.

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    Cougars Demi Moore & Lisa Rinna

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    Eva Mendes

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    Salma Hayek

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    Penelope Cruz

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    Megan Fox

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