I like my women to at least have speed bumps, so Kate Hudson isn’t exactly my cup of tea. Actually, she’s more like my Natural Light Ice.

So why do I hate her? I think it was in 2002, she was rambling off some anti-American bullshit about how much better the French are than us. Let’s get one thing straight, the only thing the French dominate in is topless beaches per capita, and dudes blowing dudes.