Just a heads up before you hit play, this video starts off with a tirade of F bombs. So assuming you’re at work, plug in those head phones.

Is it possible for the Iron Sheik to get any more messed up? I know this video is staged, but he’s sloppy drunk and on a tirade about Chris Benoit. But Iron Sheik is hardly the highlight of this clip. Oh no, Honky Tonk Man takes that honor, by giving this sound advice…

If you’re going to commit murder suicide, kill yourself first.

That’s right, do yourself in then let your lifeless body take care of the rest of the crime. Oh, and I do not condone murder, murder-suicide, or following any instructions given by the Iron Sheik or the Honky Tonk Man. That is, unless you’re bat shit crazy and live in a small apartment with fifty cats.

P.S. If I had to guess what’s in Honky Tonk Man’s Gatorade bottle, I’d go with piss.

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