Don Chavez

Poor Steve O, finally hit rock bottom. How else can you explain these pics? Actually, is there such a thing as rock bottom of rock bottom, because I think that’s where he’s at.

One thing I have to give Steve O mad props for (yes I just pulled that phrase out of my 2002 catch phrase handbook) is the dollar bill wall. Now to the casual observer, you must say he looks like a hipster or a drug dealer. But to the trained eye, it’s obvious that this is his stash of stripper cash.

Think about it. It’s 3:30 a.m. and you’re lit up like your trying to channel John Belushi, and decide that you want to order up a stripper. One problem, you only have a jar of quarters and some twenties from the ATM machine. You don’t feel like buying singles off of “that guy” (you know the fake bouncer that’s there to crush your skull if you get out of line), so you turn to your wall. Problem solved. You’ve got enough singles on your wall to get you through an hour show.

Or if you’re really lazy, you can just tell Ferrari to go grab a hand full of singles off the wall.