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An Australian man has gone where no man has gone before. No, he didn’t go to an Erin Andrews motorboat party. He got hammered, geared down and streaked through a private lawn bowling club, and capitalized his romp with a star jump.

Yes, a star jump, as in he jumped up in the air in some sort of a spread eagle/Austin Powers sort of way.

At first glance, this story is just plain pointless because random streakers happened all of the world on a daily basis. It’s just a fact of life. The real twist to this story is that this guy decided to streak at a club that he belonged to. So when he showed up for a friendly game of lawn bowling a few days later, he was given the “stiff” penalty of a six month ban.

I guess he’ll have to play with his balls somewhere else.

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