That’s right ladies. Instead of wasting thousands of dollars to head to D.C. with the 2 million other idiots, why not invest $34.95 in the Head O State Obama sex toy?

You’ll be able to inaugurate Obama yourself, in the privacy of your own home or moving vehicle, using this 7.5 inch tall piece of Presidential rubber.

And if you’re in the mood for a really good time, play the Inauguration sex toy game from home tomorrow. The rules are very simple. Every time Obama says the words “change” or “hope”, stick the toy up your ass! After all, he’s gonna be fucking you in the ass for the next four years anyway, so you might as well get a head start!