This has to go down in the top 5 of high school penis pranks, right? Maybe just ahead of building a snow penis near the entrance of the school?

Clearly the janitors and groundskeepers were behind this. Despite what you might think, they spend their entire school year in the shed behind the school drinking warm beer and planning stuff like this.

Oh, and I’d like to personally thank the news anchor for clarifying that this isn’t a real penis, but actually over 1,000 desks pretending to be a penis.